By Chris Maden and the Monty Python boys
(to be recited to the tune of the Monty Python Philosopher’s Song…)
Damian Grace, when quite shit-faced,
Likes dancing on the table
Michaelis was on the piss
At which he’s very able
Karyn Lai would not deny
That she does like a glass
And Philip Staines gets quite insane
When plastered off his arse
There’s nothing Cohen couldn’t show ‘em
‘Bout the raising of the fist
Karen Bland herself is perpetually pissed.
Brent Madison, knowing what he’d done
Had half a pint of shandy and was particularly done
Andy, they say, could tuck it away,
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Winnie Sung, Winnie Sung didn’t half get it on,
Tim Dean did like a swig,
And Chris Maden, had a drunken old yen
To get in trouble big.
Yes the Socratic Society is very nearly missed.
We’re lovely little thinkers,
But we’re buggers when we’re pissed.